A Moxie Fashionista takes fashion by the balls and makes it her own.

Monday, 21 June 2010

My Odd Crush: Russell Brand

Russell Brand can get away with a lot more than a striped sweater and gold boots.

Those are lyrics from a song on Katy's tee. Apparently Russell makes her feel shit.

Russell Brand and his fiancee Katy Perry are out in snazzy shoes and sunnies.

Really, Russell Brand is probably more put-together than your husband. It's kind of ironic.

Russell Brand's left hand man sure has the same shoe flair as Russell.

Could his pants be any tighter? Consider these leggings. I have to admit, his shoes add some flair.

Is there something wrong with me if I find Russell Brand kinda the shit?

World Cup Webbie Ksenia Likes: Kickette


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We promise to never write about real news like transfers, sports stats or the offside rule – because we know you’re already getting that information elsewhere. Instead, we pledge to offer as much in-depth frivolity and superficial reports of hot players and their nice automobiles as is possible within our regular manicure schedules.

For those that love football, but also love the WAG lifestyle, footy culture, designer labels, gossip/debauchery just as much, Kickette is the site for you.

Like an FYI, WAGS are the wives and girlfriends of soccer players.

I'm Not Sorry When I Say This- There Are Some Physical 'Imperfections' That Are Just...Unaccpetable

Model (famously size 4- apparently that's curvy in the model world- in real life- no f'king way) Lara Stone posed for cameras as she showed off her center part blonde locks and the gross gap in her teeth. Some physical imperfections are quite endearing, but gaps inbetween the teeth (Anna Paquin anyone?) is NOT.

Sunday, 13 June 2010

Fashion Retailers Dress Code


I didn't know they were so awful about their models and the look they want to achieve. This is just gross.

How Ten Other Retailers’ Dress Codes Compare to American Apparel


Fashion No-No's for MEN and WOMEN

Too much makeup. You look like a clown. A scary one.

I’m assuming these two conferred on their outfits, but perhaps it was just coincidence. Either way, Oscar rules apply: standing next to someone in the same dress/cap/beard/tattoo is just embarrassing. And creepy.

Women wear the wrong size bra all the time. It makes me kinda sad. Larger-breasted women tend to wear bras that are too small, and smaller-breasted women bras that are too large. Larger women are more likely to have an incorrect bra fit because most women's breasts are asymmetrical, especially when the breasts are large. I talked to my mom. And the ladies at Victoria's Secret, complete with their measurement tape.
Wearing the wrong bra size can lead to a number of problems, including back pain, restricted breathing, abrasions, breast pain and poor posture. And looking just plain ridiculous.
Middle school all over again...

The issue here is the case of VPL: visible panty lines. And bunching. Bunching makes your butt look like squished cakes. Gross. A way to combat this awful case are seamless boy shorts that are a safe alternative to stupid thongs.

The Mullet: We do NOT want to bring this back. I don’t care how much Hannah Montana’s/Miley Cyrus’s daddy Billy Ray sings about it. It never should have happened in the first place.

Too Skinny Jeans on MEN: So few men can pull off skinny jeans, literally, they need the jaws of life to assist them.
But I digress, it leaves nothing to the imagination, and if you’re wearing skinny jeans guys,chances are, that’s all you have filling them, imagination.

Showing of the Thong: Ladies, ladies, ladies.
What is the reason I hear constantly about why we wear thongs? “I don’t want to show my panty lines.” You don’t? So you want to wear low rise pants and show your ass, and the whole pair of panties? Oh that’s SO much classier. Chic, really. *Rolling my eyes* Pull your pants up, girl, we don’t need to see your business.

Extreme Tan lines: You know you’ve seen them. Girls wearing tube tops with THESE tan lines. WHY? Girl, please, either undo the strings when you’re sunbathing, lay in a tanning bed to avoid these lines, or hey, here’s an idea, stay out of the sun. The latter is better for your skin.

Ugly Prom or formal occasion Dress: Because when I’m told I need formal attire, the first thing that comes to mind is “I NEED to look like a highlighter marker.” Not. Do NOT buy this kind of dress. It’s ugly, gross.

Sunday, 6 June 2010

BUTTS- A Detour From Fashion

Michelle's arms got old. Who can blame him. A butt is a butt. ^O^

Soldier Butt crank that Soldier Butt. Haters getting mad 'cuz got me some butt!


Fashionistas and everyone: check to see if your clothing is see through. If you purposely wore 'special' panties for all to see- it seems cool or funny but it is actually stupid.

'Sorry for being a butt' card!

Butt water skiing!

Butt baby face.

That's why we soccer players should always keep an eye on the ball so we don't have a picture of us looking like we just farted a soccer ball.

The thing about butts is we all have them. I don't think it's that big of a deal. They are pretty much the same looking for most and are to me, kinda funny. Here are some pictures I find amusing that involve butts (nothing BAD or naughty, come on!)