LOURDES: Remind me again why we needed this girl?
MADONNA: Because, Lola, she serves a very distinct purpose.
LOURDES: What is that? To make my ripped tights look comparatively hip and beautiful?
MADONNA: No, sweetie. To make America suck on it.
LOURDES: Interesting. Although frankly I think she's--
MADONNA: THAT'S RIGHT, I am the demure one in this photograph... Right?
LOURDES: Hey, it knows another word!
MADONNA: Don't taunt the creature, Lola. It's not polite.