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Saturday 8 January 2011

Selena Gomez, Stop Singing Because You Can't


Selena Gomez has everything here: a lousy singing voice painful to listen to, the bodice of Miss USA, and the pants of a former Miss USA who has been living out her days in a nursing home taking medication for delusions that she lives in a lamp. And just when you think geriatric genie pants are as bad as things could get, the universe teaches you not to deal in absolutisms.


They are geriatric genie pants with VENTILATION.

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