Jay-Z was leaving dinner in New York when some dude (in an unflattering camo hoodie) tried to offer him candy. The look on Jay’s face makes my life.
Now I’ve been accused of not knowing how to be a “true fan” and your first inclination might be to say – oh that’s very sweet, what a nice gesture, and celebrities should be more appreciative, but making Jay-Z eat your candy is SO NOT THE SAME as asking him to sign an autograph and/or a photo.
Like, WHY would he eat your random candy??? And WHY would you PRESUME that he would eat your random candy?
You see Jay’s face? That’s the Random Candy Face.